Mounted Wine Opener
How big and strong is your marital crap shield?
Does your spouse give you crap? How much of it can you take?
I recently upgraded my walls to 2" bullet proof Lexan, I ran new liqui-cooled AC piping in the walls and floor, I have six new continuous-fire machine guns mounted in the lookout towers, and... get this... I have an in-house fermentation system that turns grape juice into wine.
I also beefed up the defense squad and hired 10 new stink bomb specialists. They sneak out from the fort, infiltrate the enemy's territory, crack open the stink bombs, and then put centipedes into the enemy's panties.
When the enemy shoots their crap my way, it just deflects right off the Lexan. I can see fine. I just sit there in total comfort while the enemy is gagging from the stink bombs, and I drink my wine and laugh.
How big and strong is your marital crap shield?
I see that the counseling sessions aren't working, but looks like the saki and your imagination are in full force. I hope things get better for you!
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Wall Mounted Classic Zinc Starr X Bottle Opener Bar $2.95 Classic Wall Mounted Bottle Opener The perfect addition to your home. This wall mounted bottle opener is fun AND functional. Made from heavy duty die-cast zinc, this classic bottle opener is just the right size to mount in your kitchen or bar.... |
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Coca-Cola Wall Mount Bottle Opener $6.25 This is a reproduction of our classic 'Drink Coca-Cola' STARR "X" Bottle Opener. Does not carry the patent# nor the STARR "X" trademark on the bottom of the opener. But is still a great item. Perfect for your kitchen, home bar, deck or any other gathering place. This is an essential item for the beer and soda drinker. Comes with two mounting screws. Purchase a bottle cap catcher to make the bottle... |
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Open Bottle Here Wall Mount Bottle Opener $3.90 Open bottles with one hand with this stationary, wall-mounted bottle opener. Attaches to nearly any surface with the included mounting screws. Made of heavy-duty cast iron, this bottle opener is attractive and functional. In stock and ready to ship. Features: Made of cast iron. Raised lettering. Mounts to wall. Specs: Dimensions: 2 1/2"W x 3 1/4"L x 1"D. Includes: Mounting screws.... |
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MLB Boston Red Sox Wall Bottle Opener $9.99 Show off your favorite team with this retro-style wall mounted bottle opener. Attach to your deck, bar or in your garage. This metal opener features a photo-domed inset.... |
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The Original Bottle Popper, Automatic Beer Bottle Opener, Illinois Illini $4.00 Officially Licensed NCAA University of Illinois Illini Bottle Popper. The original Bottle Popper in school colors. This incredibly ingenious idea will be an asset to any beer drinker and or Tailgater for years to come! This Push Down automatic bottle opener has a spring loaded mechanism that twists the cap off, confines the cap and drops it down to be captured by the magnet at the bottom of the op... |
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NCAA Boise State Broncos Wall Bottle Opener $15.50 Show off your favorite team with this retro-style wall mounted bottle opener. Attach to your deck, bar or in your garage. This metal opener features a photo-domed inset.... |
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TABLE MOUNTED PULL CORKSCREW WINE BOTTLE OPENER |  |
1 Bid | US $25.00 | 19h 27m |
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Lexus GS 4DR SDN RWD 2007 LEXUS GS 350 4dr Sdn RWD |  |
US $25,982.00 | 1d 14h 44m |
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Lexus RX AWD HYBRID 08 LEXUS RX 400h AWD 4dr Hybrid GRAY NAVIGATION DVD LOADED | |
US $23,982.00 | 2d 11h 7m |
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Ford F 250 4WD Crew Cab 08 FORD SUPER DUTY F 250 SRW KING RANCH DIESEL 4X4 | |
US $26,982.00 | 5d 17h 40m |
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Chevrolet Suburban 4DR 1500 Z71 05 CHEVROLET Suburban 4dr 1500 Z71 RED TAN LEATHER QUADS BUCKETS DVD | |
US $12,982.00 | 5d 17h 41m |
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Volvo XC90 25L Turbo 06 VOLVO XC90 25L Turbo AWD Auto w Sunroof 3rd GREEN BLACK LEATHER | |
US $13,982.00 | 5d 17h 41m |